it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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