some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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