Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize