Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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