Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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