I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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