I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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