Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Alive.
So much puke
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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