She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
id be glad to
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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