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say what?
wanna hang out?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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