I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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