Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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