I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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