For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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