Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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