no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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