Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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