its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize
