he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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