But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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