have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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