I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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