Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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