He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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