The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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