her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
