It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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