im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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