Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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