Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
did you just send me my own nude
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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