can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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