yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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