is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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