I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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