Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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