gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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