you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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