oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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