Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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