Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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