Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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