I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I got inside last night via doggy door
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Randomize
