I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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