Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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