Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
It was confusing and full of hummus
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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