So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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