SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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