Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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