So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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