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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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