There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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