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(561): View more from Florida

I am going to give you the keys to my place

(1-561): View more from Florida

Then I'll give you the keys to my heart

(561): View more from Florida

Gag me

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(626): View more from California

you didnt know i had herpes?

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(707): View more from California

At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.

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I miss high conversations.

(270): View more from Kentucky

Swinging. Is. Amazing.

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(951): View more from California

DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness

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(734): View more from Michigan

Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.

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