I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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